(Source: weheartit.com)
me as detective
me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost…..
police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with
I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.
Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)
- Pros of dating me: I'll do cute things like cuddle and play with your hair and kiss you all over
- Cons: Yes, I'll go to cons with you also